Dear Lady A
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Unrealistic deepthroat

DEAR LADY A: I have a question that you may be able to answer. My wife cannot fit “all of me” in her mouth. She has no gag reflex, but once I get to the

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A heartfelt follow-up

This week, a kittenreader wrote a follow-up to a question that got my venom flowing and his magical martyr panties in a bunch. Here is my response to his feedback: DEAR LADY A: Thanks for the

Straight couple bed

Even vanillas like a butt plug

DEAR LADY A: I love your advice, but mostly as a voyeur, not as a sexual adventurer. I’m definitely “vanilla” but I’m comfortable with that and so is my partner. Even though I respect your

Bruno

Everything but butt

DEAR LADY A: Something’s been bothering me. I’ve had a few relationships with no complaints and what I at least consider to be homo sex, lot’s of homo sex — mostly oral sex, but also a lot of

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I respect her relationship, but…

DEAR LADY A: A good (female) friend of mine got married, and I was happy for her. She looked gorgeous in her dress, and very happy with her new husband. Then they divorced.

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Flustered flatmate

DEAR LADY A: My roommate and I don’t know each other all that well. We have bedrooms right next to each other and what happened was our windows were open because the weather was so

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Short on experience (and tongue)

DEAR LADY A: I’m a bisexual ladycat in my mid 30s who has only had the opportunity to “go all the way” with one woman. It was very brief, not much chance to participate

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Out of work and not in the mood

DEAR LADY A: I have a boyfriend who gets very irritable before sex is possibly about to happen. He’s more likely to start a fight then than any other time and also more likely

Large breast woman

Sex, breasts & ultimatums

DEAR LADY A: I’ve been seriously considering getting a boob job. It’s not out of insecurity, I just know it would help me feel better about my overall shape and the fact that one of

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Surviving the ex-girlfriend

DEAR LADY A: My girlfriend’s ex-girlfriend is still in love with her. I know it, the ex-girlfriend knows it, but my girlfriend won’t admit it — to me, or herself. They are still best friends, despite the

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